Why I’m not part of the vast right-wing conspiracy

I am planning to attend a Fraser Institute event in the morning. The FI is bringing Norman LaRocque from New Zealand to speak in Toronto on the topic of post-secondary education. (Spoiler Alert: I think he will call for increased tuition)

I say "planning to attend" because the event starts at 745am. This is why I’m not part of the vast right-wing conspiracy, that meet too early in the morning and I don’t do mornings.