I’m way late to this, but the Onion has been running a blog written by “Dac Kien”, John McCain’s VC torturer. A sample:
I really want to see how Barack Obama does against my old friend John McCain. It will be a good matchup! I hope that John McCain has gotten his voice back since the last time I saw him. And his eyesight. And put on some clothes other than those old rags he always used to wear. Oh, and I also hope he’s not still completely freaking crazy and shaky from all the torturing we were doing to him about 20 hours a day for five years. That would be good.
Just busting your balls, John McCain, you pussy. I think you’re going to do great!