Bridal gifts: eight new boobs for the price of four

In anticipation of my wedding last autumn, friends and I indulged in garden variety spa treatments: facials, massages, manicures, pedicures. We had our hair and makeup done by pros on the big day. I gave my bridesmaids silver nugget-and-crystal bracelets made by a local artist. Ya know.

Turns out we had nothing on these bridal parties. 

Then again, four boob jobs for the price of two sounds like a great deal if that’s what you’re in the market for.

Maybe to celebrate the birth of their children, or say, turning 50, some women will throw vagina rejuvenation parties.