Careless whispers

Or rather, Chinese whispers. Remember that game? You whisper something in a friend’s ear. She whispers it to the person next to her, who whispers it to the next, and so on round the circle, until it comes back to you in some wonderfully mangled form.

There. I’ve saved you the bother of reading the Lynch report .

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