If the campaign comes to you, come to Maclean's, but frankly we're not holding our breath

So has anyone actually heard a Dion’s Tax On Everything radio ad or seen Oily the Splot at the gas station? Hope springs eternal.

Please, PLEASE don’t debate the propriety or cleverness of the Tory ads this time. We get it. It’s evil. It’s brilliant. It’ll never work. It’ll change history. Blah-de-frickin-blah. But please DO tell us if you’ve seen or heard one — paid media, NOT news reports — and be as specific as you succinctly can about specifying where.

Thanks.