They haven't built the lockup that can hold me ...

Oh, wait – turns out that they have. Huh.

Anyway, I’m not sure if Sheila Fraser is quite as manic about her infoquarantine as, say, the Department of Finance, so I don’t know if my Blackberry will be confiscated upon arrival, but in any case, I’ll see y’all shortly after 2pm.

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