Possibly the last time I’ll ever get to use the Ryan Sparrow tag …

… since he has reportedly been suspended from the Conservative war room for — oh, the exquisite irony — sending out an email to reporters. I guess I’ll never get on that list now, huh?

Anyway, godspeed, little spokesbird. We’ll always have our memories.

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