’A Canadian is someone who knows how to have sex in a canoe’

“A Canadian is someone who knows how to have sex in a canoe,” Pierre Berton once said. Here are the parts of the country where people claim to have rocked the boat:

1. Ontario 14%

2. British Columbia 7%

3. Atlantic Canada 7%

4. Quebec 5%

5. Alberta 4%

6. Manitoba/Saskatchewan 2%

Source: Environics

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