adventures of oily the splot

And yet, somehow, they were able to scrape together the necessary cash to unleash Oily the Splot on an unsuspecting world ...

You say goodbye, I say 'Yoo hoo': Was Oily the Splot meant to damage Dion, or just do damage control?

Well, that about wraps it up for Oily

Alas, poor Oily, we knew him ...

Breaking news: Move over, Oily!