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    • Ebenezer Scrooge

    An illustration of E. Scrooge's office as possums sit in his desk drawers

    A Christmas Carol, but during the 2020 pandemic

    “Has no one come to my funeral because large gatherings are forbidden in the pandemic?” The figure shook his head no.

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    Everyone wants a piece of Scrooge

    ‘A Christmas Carol’ is a hot item in hard times, but Jim Carrey sucks the soul right out of it

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    Hurts like the Dickens

    The modern scrooge actually spends—on himself