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I spent an hour Friday watching Tom Cruise being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, and another two hours trying to get rid of Katie Holmes, who arrived at my door out of breath, demanding to use the phone and muttering something about “sweet, sweet freedom.” My column on Tom v. Oprah will appear in this week’s print version of Maclean’s, out Thursday. (For all you kids out there, a “print version” is just like the Internet but with staples and revenue.)