The secret to electoral success: Jetpacks!

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A Handy-Dandy List of Jokes That Aren’t Jokes

This post by Nickelodeon TV producing guru Dan Schneider (who also played Dennis on Head of the Class, which means that all his statements carry a certain authority) lists “‘comedy’ phrases that it’s time to stop saying,” lines that are inserted into comedy scripts, and stay there, when the writers don’t have an actual joke to put in there. I can’t really argue with any of these.