Tabatha Southey: Double-check to make sure you have all your belongings before you leave. Did you leave a book in the bedside table, socks on the floor, feces on the walls? Please check.
In his collection of stories essayist Andrew O’Hagan calls Assange ’conspiratorial, untruthful, narcissistic . . . probably a little mad, sad and bad’ and excoriates the Republicans