man what are you doing here?

Everywhere we turn these days – on our televisions, in our newspapers, during three sets a night at our local airport hotel lounge  – Stephen Harper is playing the piano. The man who once mocked politicians who’d sink to Giving Something of Themselves to a personality-driven media is now our country’s best hope for a half-decent weekly variety show. My fellow Canadians, I say again unto you: this tip glass isn’t going to fill itself.