’The Three Musketeers 3D’ wants to be Pirates of the Parisians
A classic gets dumbed down and tarted up, with Milla Jovovich as a ninja sexpot, Orlando Bloom in a pompadour, and D’Artagnan as a Beverly Hills teen
Milla Jovovich
Opening Weekend: Hereafter, RED, Stone, Nowhere Boy
Clint Eastwood learns new tricks at 80 and Helen Mirren gets her kicks with a machine gun