one star

Little could prepare the intrepid diner for the travails of this brutal "café"

Too bad Jell-O isn’t a food group

By the end, I’m no longer hungry but not remotely satisfied. An educational experience? Perhaps.

“It’s prison food” said one student. We found no reason to dispute that

Thank goodness for ketchup. A wholly pitiful experience

A banner reads “Welcome to Paradise.” The artist must be majoring in sarcasm