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    • Pandemic Christmas

    An illustration of E. Scrooge's office as possums sit in his desk drawers

    A Christmas Carol, but during the 2020 pandemic

    “Has no one come to my funeral because large gatherings are forbidden in the pandemic?” The figure shook his head no.

    Illustration of Adam Sandler wearing a mask

    How Adam Sandler might sing for the 2020 holidays

    “You can grouse and moana, about this damn corona”

    The Grinch wearing a mask

    How the Grinch stole a pandemic Christmas

    He was sure every Who in the town was resistant / To keeping their gatherings socially distant. / “And they’re cooking their turkeys!” he yelped with anxiety. / “The year 2020 has crippled society!”