The things he could teach our kidsKim Jong Il could give a heck of a graduation speech. So could our dear leader.
You sicken me, you inferior kettleIt’s Harper’s ads calling someone else arrogant vs. Iggy’s crimes against hyperbole
My hockey book, by Stephen HarperI love cheering for my side and trash-talking others. You can apply this to hockey, too.
Uh, look, century, it’s just not working out with usThe year 2001 was nothing like the movie 2001. We will always hold this against you.
Forget everything bad I said about robotsI never grasped that we are the flesh-based problem to which they are the solution
In times like these we should make fun of othersThe gold accents are hand assembled by scientists themselves dipped in 22-karat gold