this is no dream - this is really happening

ITQ is headed to the Hill for Transport Minister John Baird’s impromptu tete-a-tetes with the media outside the House of Commons, in which he will, she fearlessly predicts, weave a dire and terrifying tale of the many overpasses, hockey rinks and festivals who will be cut off without a cent if those dastardly Liberals carry out their threat to bring down the government. Maybe he’ll even throw in a vampire or two.