Act One, published March 27, 1969: a struggling baseball player is offered a performance-enhancing drug.

Act 2 (March 28, 1969): The opportunistic team owner encourages all his players to juice up.

Act 3 (March 29, 1969): The players become so bulked up that everyone notices that there’s a drug problem.

All that baseball fans can say is: Aaugh!!
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