your monday morning brainteaser

What are we seeing in this photograph?

a) After staring unblinkingly for 17 consecutive hours, Charlie Sheen’s face becomes permanently imprinted on a defenceless Japanese lady.

b) An aspiring model auditions for the new “After Dark” version of The Price is Right.

c) I don’t know, but I think The Beatles just broke up again.

d) Attention Oscar voters: Bjork is now ready to be nominated for a second time.

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Actual answer: A model poses at the Triumph Inspiration Award lingerie design competition in Tokyo.

Better answer: The quickest and easiest way to technically have a threesome. (“Welcome to my boudoir, Sakura and Mrs. Pouty Lips.”)