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Scott Feschuk
Scott Feschuk is a columnist for Maclean’s and Sportsnet magazines. He writes speeches for business leaders and politicians of varied political stripes. A three-time winner of the Gold award for Humour at the National Magazine Awards, he is the author most recently of The Future and Why We Should Avoid It (Douglas & McIntyre).
The Five Hole: Beating Oilers a part-time job at most
Time to sit back, take a deep breath and OVERREACT LIKE A CRAZY PERSON
Reminder: Write this headline ASAP!
Scott Feschuk commemorates the longest-serving items on his to-do list
The Five Hole: Wait, so people DON’T like ‘snoozer hockey’??
Panthers, Sabres, Coyotes … virtue, honour, integrity.
Stop! We must take you to Buttbot
When the robot apocalypse finally comes, says Scott Feschuk, let’s at least try to die with some dignity
The Five Hole: Pronger, Boychuk and the dawn of Opposite World
The five bits of hockey news you need to know if you don’t need to know all the hockey news.
The Five Hole: Erik Karlsson, Randy Carlyle and a bagful of nickels
Five bits of hockey news you need to know if you don’t need to know all the hockey news
Paul Calandra unreservedly apologizes to this turkey
The MP makes a stand—and then a very wet apology—at the Harpers’ Thanksgiving dinner at 24 Sussex
So, Justin, when are we getting that back rub?
The parties can try all the slogans they want—we’re waiting for Trudeau’s firm hands
Harper to world: We are angry, and we have adjectives
People of the world, Canada is here with its awesome weapons: words, and standing