Scott Feschuk

FESCHUK: Harper’s makeover is complete, and our soldiers get stylish guns

SCOTT FESCUK: An update on the robot uprising

Never again shall I shank it, pull it, hook it, slice it, flub it, duff it, sky it, or just plain miss it

Deride hippies. Assail Starbucks. Introduce guest with alternative view. Cue head-shaking.

FESCHUK: Welcome to the audio tour of our federal leaders. If you hear sobbing we have begun.

In which we meet the heroes of Splash, Footloose, and E.T., and find they’ve changed

FESCHUK: I’ve been to the G8, and I’m here to tell you it’s more entertaining than ‘The Bachelor’

Romantic problems, family issues or even gift-giving dilemmas? Mr. Harper’s got answers.

UPDATE: This extended silence is poor form on my part – I apologize. Just a tremendous amount of work and travel, and now more...

Plus: a rant against the World Cup