Tabatha Southey

Tabatha Southey: Seriously, you could not do worse than Day—I’d take a committed nudist over Wetsuit Guy

Tabatha Southey is, of course, ineligible for a White House run. So she’s crafted her campaign around the theme of flagrant constitutional violations.

Tabatha Southey: There is no Obamagate. Obamagate is so not there that they are soon to add Obamagate to the list of ingredients in an Aero bar. Nature abhors Obamagate.

Tabatha Southey debunks all the internet rumours about deadly 5G towers, nefarious Bill Gates, therapeutic bleach, evil China and the myth that the coronavirus doesn’t make you sick

Tabatha Southey: I’d like to try and explain all of this bread-baking to the 35 people in North America who don’t feel the knead

Tabatha Southey offers guidance on e-commerce, TikTok fame, podcast fame, Facebook concerts, Zoom poetry readings and even the nature of time itself

Tabatha Southey: Marilyn Gladu seems to think this medicine could easily get the Canadian economy back on its feet again. How to get through to her? Through poetry, of course.

Tabatha Southey: Sometimes there’s no way to keep a safe distance. How about converting road space into walking space and keeping the parks open and the lights on.

Tabatha Southey: It’s impossible to imagine what this experience would be like without the internet. We are bonded by distance, our Tweets and TikToks and even our Reddit posts are the glances we exchange.

Tabatha Southey receives a letter from the Prince of Hell, Master of the Fourth Circle, Father of Greed and Root of Evil