But will he regrow the mullet?

Barry Melrose is back, ladies and gents—after 13 years. Tampa Bay have hired him to coach. I have a soft spot for this guy, as wooly-brained as he was when he coached Gretz et al in Los Angeles. I fashioned my hair after his.

That was before mine all fell out in the early 2000s.

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