Either this is Hedy Fry, or...


…the Galactic Mother Hen Overlord from Planet Spastic touched down in Vancouver recently.

And if it is Hedy Fry, why are there tricoloured stalagmites blossoming from her chest? What kind of person steals shoes from poor, old Tina Turner? And finally, how is this outfit even remotely gay? Seriously, if you are going to court the Pride vote, you should probably look like something other than a tragic court jester-related accident.

And she released these pictures on her own. Voluntarily.

This is what a fall election looks like, folks.

Hedy Fry at Vancouver Pride, August 2. 

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