I’ll bet that KISS snowglobe is looking pretty good right about now.

The dude who traded “up” from a red paper clip to a house in Saskatchewan is finding that maybe he didn’t get such a great deal. He wants out of the house, and is willing to trade it for, well, just about anything:

Really, I’m looking for nothing in particular, just to make a trade and see where this goes. So if you have anything you’d like to offer in exchange for the house, and I mean anything, be sure to send in your offer!

(Tip: Reevely)