Noted on Twitter: Sh-- Ottawans say

Storified by Maclean's Magazine· Sun, Apr 14 2013 18:08:03

"There are already plenty of think tanks. This will be a Do Tank." #shitottawanssayPaul Wells

"It's only a stat holiday on the Quebec side but I still don't know why I even bother to try getting anything done." #shitottawanssayPaul Wells

How could I have been so wrong. #shitottawanssaySteve V

Yes, but that poll said... #shitottawanssaySteve V

"I wish I lived in the The Glebe." "I hate people from The Glebe." #shitottawanssayEmmett Macfarlane

For the record, I have never done that. #shitottawanssayPaul Wells

Hintonburg is Ottawa's Brooklyn. #shitottawanssayMark Scrivens

"You don't work for the government?!" #shitottawanssayIan Capstick

What department do you work for? #shitottawanssayAndrew H

It is now 430, I would like comments on this 900 page ATIP by 5 or I will say you refused to comment. #shitottawanssayKaz Nejatian

"I'll be right back, I'm just going to run across the river for some beer." #shitottawanssayKayle Hatt

Is he scrumming after? #shitottawanssayPaul Wells

Let's get in touch to set up a bilateral #shitottawanssayTerrance Oakey

I think she's sitting at the Pfizer table. #shitottawanssayPaul Wells

I forgot to start with this. We're on background, right? #shitottawanssayPaul Wells

Public service morale has never been lower #shitottawanssayBirds 'n' stuff

"I was at Hy's and saw " #shitottawanssayEmmett Macfarlane

Our hockey team is a joke, but they're the only pro team in town. #shitottawanssayTom Perry

"I just got back an FOI request from 2009" #shitottawanssayEmmett Macfarlane

Which one's taller anyway, Evan or Ivison? #shitottawanssayPaul Wells

I've been DRAP-ped #shitottawanssayJennifer Ditchburn

Wait... You're really from here? #shitottawanssayRyan Wright

What is "the Centre" saying about it? @InklessPW #shitottawanssayMichael von Herff

We've got to get on this, you can't get anything done in this town after the middle of June. #shitottawanssayKelly McGahey

But is it new money? #shitottawanssayMike Storeshaw

"Sorry I'm late. My cab driver got lost." #shitottawanssayStephen Maher

"Don't blame me; I didn't vote for the government, I just work for it" #shitottawanssayKayle Hatt