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    new barbie just like old barbie but 30% more attractive to charlie sheen

    With sales of Barbies continuing to fall sharply, Mattel has announced it will try to compete with the ultra-popular Bratz dolls by making a more “suggestive” and modern Barbie that comes with leather mini-skirt and fishnet stockings.