A bikini photo? On the Internet??!

My column from this past week’s magazine can be found here. If I do say so myself, it features the first convincing account of circumstances under which I could plausibly orchestrate my own beheading.

Week Two of Can’t Miss NFL Picks and Other Lies can be found here. It features attractions of a bikini-clad nature and at least two faintly homoerotic passages, meaning there’s something for everyone.

The meaning of life can be found here. It features bacon (probably).