At Least TRUE BLOOD Is Better Than This

I still can’t work up much interest in True Blood, but if HBO ever wants to do an animated spinoff, they can always work out a deal with their corporate cousin Hanna-Barbera and remake this somewhat similar story:

An alternative title for this post was “title sequences with way too much narration.” There seemed to be a wave of cartoons in the ’70s and early ’80s where the opening sequence was all narration, no song.