Best TV-Related Headline Ever...

“Groundbreaking study links pregnancy with watching sexy TV shows.”

The study, however, was conducted using shows that aired from 2001 through 2004, and must therefore be considered outdated. After Janet Jackson, nipples and buttocks have been eliminated from TV and our teenagers are safe.

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