Caption Challenge: Special Olympic Edition No. 2

Cue the theme from An Officer and a Gentlemen

Lindsey Vonn, poster girl of the 2010 Winter Games, has just crashed out of the Ladies’ Super Combined. Gamely, she walks the media cattle chute to answer the same questions over and over, though – to be fair to reporters – they are sometimes asked with hilarious accents. Finally, she reaches the wretches of the print media. She is weary. She looks around. Once and then again she meets the gaze of a humble Maclean’s columnist, a Canadian covering his first Olympics. Their eyes lock and…

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