election08: caption challenge #3

It’s the weekend. I’m supposed to be writing a speech for an important client. But you know what’s more fun than writing a speech for an important client? Not doing that. So instead I’ve been... scouring the interweb for photographs of politicians! (Hang on, there’s a knock at the door – probably the fun police coming to stop me from hoarding the world’s supply of good times.)

Three men. Three poses. Three opportunities to write captions of an amusing yet slyly insightful nature. Go.

(Winner announced Monday afternoon. Captions can be for individual photos or for the unholy trinity. Maclean’s has generously donated a small budget for tasteful prizes, so I’m heading out right now to stock up at the place in the mall where they sell those Old Fart hats.)