Feeling funny (ie. "ha ha," not "peculiar")?

I’m running a quick challenge over on my Twitter thingy, where I “tweet” (quotation marks indicate verb used under protest) as The Voice in the Prime Minister’s Head.

Deadline is noon ET. The topic? One thing I learned while working in politics is that the Prime Minister’s Hill office features a secret compartment in the wall – big enough to hold, say, a pillow or a Gary Lunn. So... What does Stephen Harper keep in his secret compartment?

Funniest answer = prize.

Come over to Twitter and join in.