Football picks! Mailbag queries! Eyebrow references!

Week 15 NFL football picks by Scott Reid and yours truly can be found here. Warning: May contribute to graphic mental images of me naked save for an empty, strategically placed Cheetos bag.

Questions for next week’s Monday Mailbag can be left below in the Comments. Ask and your question shall be answered (approximately 16-25% of the time based on historical averages).

Please note: I have received via email three separate questions about Michael Ignatieff’s eyebrows, including one that posits they’ve already "gone rogue." Do not submit any more queries related to Michael Ignatieff’s eyebrows!