I Am Nicole Eggert, And I Wish I Wasn’t

Here’s something I only just recently realized:

My name is Jaime. My younger sister’s name is Sarah.

The names of the two teenage girls on Charles in Charge, both of whom had inappropriate sexual tension with Charles, were Jamie (Nicole Eggert) and her younger sister Sarah (Josie Davis).

Yes, Nicole Eggert’s name is spelled differently, but it’s not like they ever spelled it on the show. For all intents and purposes, my sister and I have the same names as the Charles in Charge sisters.

Sarah’s luckier, though, because she’s Josie Davis. That makes me Nicole Eggert, and that’s just wrong.