in our world, the only plummer worth mentioning in presidential debates is named jake

Join us over at the Couch Boys blog, why not, where mediocrity is our mantra and success eludes us like some ghostly mistress upon the moors who vanishes into thin air when you try to sneak so much as a peek under her petticoat (this reference brought to you by the year 1878… Remember our slogan – 1878: We’re the year Benjamin Disraeli ordered the British fleet to the Dardanelles!).

If you don’t like, follow or even condone American football, consider this: our blog is the only blog on the entire Interweb that does not feature even one reference to Joe the Plumber. You’re welcome.

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