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Even those who don’t enjoy American football (ie. communists) will enjoy Scott Reid’s channeling of Barack Obama to deliver the most inspirational oration ever devoted to man’s failure to overcome the cruel shackles of pigskin-based incompetence. It’s at the Couch Boys blog, which will henceforth appear on Thursdays now that Thursday night is also football night.

Which raises the question: what’s your problem, Tuesday and Wednesday?

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