it takes diff'rent strokes to move the betting line

Come join us over at the Couch Boys blog, where we’re experimenting with a radical new concept: competence. In what represents the world’s greatest unexplainable phenomenon since Clay Aiken became a father (you want me to put my what? Where?! Grossss!), Scott Reid and I both managed to go one entire weekend without being completely useless*. Will we be able to do so again? (Spoiler alert: no.) But we will be able to defame Sarah Palin, Bill Clinton and Gary Coleman. Dear Todd Bridges: You’re welcome.

* Football prognostication only. Does not apply to other aspects of life, especially the assembly of IKEA furniture.

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