Pirates Are Cool Because They Kill People and Steal Their Money

I haven’t seen anyone mention it yet — sorry, I mean, arr, I’ve seen none of ye scurvy swabs be with the mentionin’ of’t — but today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Please use the English-to-Pirate translator accordingly.

Or, if you prefer, celebrate the holiday the way other worshippers do, and watch Captain Hook in Norwegian.


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