The Peter Milliken-Mary Kay Caption Challenge

By popular demand (okay, LynnTO asked in the Comments under Mitchel’s photographic account of a reception held by the Direct Sellers Association of Canada), we invite one and all to submit captions for this photograph of the actual Speaker of the actual House of Commons hanging out at the Mary Kay table. (Please check out Mitchel’s pictorial for all the relevant scene-setting details and also photos of meatballs.)

The victor, as declared by a jury of me, shall receive a prize valued in the tens of dollars. But wait – that’s not all! If you enter now, the winner will also receive widespread public acclaim at no cost! (You pay only the shipping & handling.)