Want to see the mythical Octobong in action?

Then come join us over at Can’t Miss NFL Picks and Other Lies, where we’re experimenting with a radical new concept: competence. In what represents the world’s greatest unexplainable development since

married

Scott Reid and I both managed to go one entire weekend without being completely useless*. Will we be able to do so again? (Spoiler alert: no.)

Also: we’ve got photos from our tailgating adventure at Ralph Wilson Stadium in Orchard Park, NY. Beer! Shirtless guys! Liquid cheese!!

* Football prognostication only. Does not apply to other aspects of life, especially the assembly of IKEA furniture.