you may feel a slight constricting of the chest and your blood turn to bacon

A semblance of regular blogging in this space shall resume by the middle of next week, once I figure out what I should write about (Stephen Harper? Total nakedness? The fact that we all suspect the one has never experienced the other?). In the meantime, you may wish to click over to the Couch Boys blog to read of the Maclean’s crew’s tailgating experience in scenic Orchard Park, N.Y., a day defined by saturated fat and the disappearance of Porn Guy. Also there was some football in there I think.

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