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Following on Patricia Treble’s piece, here are 10 even better and more surefire ways to revive Grey’s Anatomy:

• Two words: Cha.Chi.

• Effective immediately, every single cast member gets a nickname that starts with “Mc” – McFoxy, McStacked, McPudgy, McAnorexic, McJerkwad, McMcDonald...

• Shockingly reveal that entire series has taken place in the mind of a child – a dumb, horny child.

• All scripts performed as written, but now with lightsabers and wookiees.

• Whenever a scene lags a little, have a character blurt out: “I can’t wait to see the Sex and the City movie! Can you wait to see the Sex and the City movie?”

• Goodbye Seattle Grace Hospital – hello Pacific Princess!

• Don’t change a thing except everyone is now a psychic detective.

• All weepy, emotional montages henceforth set to Mambo No. 5.

• Puppies! In every hallway and closet – just tons of puppies.

• I don’t know: maybe stop making the show so McCrappy?