Trump’s America, as interpreted by Sean Hannity
The Fox News host is Trump’s biggest media champion. Scott Feschuk imagines how far he might go to defend the White House.
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Donald Trump Jr.’s inner monologue on the morning of July 11
Scott Feschuk imagines the moment Trump Jr. decided to totally steal the New York Times’s thunder by releasing his own emails
Trump talks to Putin. What could go wrong?
Scott Feschuk compiles a list of disastrous lines Trump could utter to Putin at their first meeting
What to expect when you’re expecting a better president
Difficult presidents can be exhausting, even for the most loving electorate. Scott Feschuk offers some tips to get through the trying times.
Donald Trump talking to farmers, translated for the rest of us
Scott Feschuk parses Trump’s recent speech about the importance of farmers—and why it’s so hard to get a decent butler
Law & Order: Donald Trump—talk to my lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer
Read Scott Feschuk’s spec script for a new Trump-inspired Law & Order – emphasis on law
Rating the sycophants around Donald Trump, from one to five bootlicks
Some cabinet members offered little to no praise for Trump and are not included here, since soon they will probably also not be included in cabinet
Donald Trump’s speech on faith, translated for the rest of us
’You fought hard for me, and now I’m fighting hard for all of you.’ Translation: As devoutly religious Americans, you sacrificed everything you hold dear in your heart to elect me!
James Comey and that lying liar who lies
Comey performed his greatest hits. Republicans made some great excuses. Just another totally shocking day in Washington.
Nickelback is a national treasure, says Canada. Wait, what?
Why does Canada love the much-maligned band? Scott Feschuk searches his soul