WashingtonThe Bad Poetry of Donald Trump, Vol. 4Scott Feschuk unleashes Donald Trump’s inner slam poet. Witness a world leader’s actual words, reimagined for an open mic night near you.
PoliticsBREAKING: Full covfefe of Trump’s midnight tweetThe President renews his attack on Fake Nefefe. Or does he?
OpinionAfter Trump’s leaks to the Russians, what could happen next?Scott Feschuk imagines future scoops as Trump’s White House, patching up leaks and spiralling into lies, grapples with increasingly dire straits
SocietySaying goodbye to minor hockey, lunatic parents, and that smellScott Feschuk bids farewell to the world of minor hockey: crazy hockey parents, $300 sticks and a locker-room stench worse than a perspiring sasquatch
PoliticsKevin O’Leary, an inspiration to unqualified hacks everywhereIf he hopes to win the Tory crown, Kevin O’Leary will have to fully embrace the power of his personal brand of O’Logic™
WashingtonThe bad poetry of Donald Trump, vol. 3Scott Feschuk finds inadvertent and revealing poetry in the President’s recent remarks
WashingtonTop 10 great things about the proposed new U.S. health care actAs Congress debates a new law, let’s look on the bright side of Obamacare’s demise
CanadaA day in the life of Donald TrumpScott Feschuk imagines Trump’s daily schedule, from a morning Infowars news scan to a night of tortured dreams
WashingtonA children’s guide to parenting in the world of TrumpKids, take heart! With Trump, your parents are probably feeling anxious, fearful, even angry, but there are steps you can take to reassure the adults in your life.
OttawaThe subtext of Kellie Leitch’s bizarro videoAt minimum, Kellie Leitch is going to come out of this race with a recurring role on The Young and the Restless