Your seat projections have arrived (UPDATED)
Fascists
Visitors
Commies
Traitors
Ewocs
Hermits
151
75
34
48
0
0
152
78
34
43
0
0
146
69
44
48
0
1
147
80
35
45
0
1
150
74
35
48
0
0
144
90
30
44
0
0
AVERAGE
148
78
35
47
0
0
Above is a summary of the latest seat projections from a variety of sources. As can be seen, the consensus has the Fascists (Conservatives) short of the 155 seats needed for a majority, with the Visitors (Liberals — the former Crooks (2004/6) and Not a Leaders (2008)) making only a slight improvement on their dismal showing last time out. The Commies (NDP) and Traitors (Bloc) are down slightly from their 2008 totals, though these projections may not reflect the rise in NDP support the polls have been picking up in recent days.
Oh, and the Ewocs (an acronym, from the immortal Tabatha Southey epithet for the Greens, "Europeans without cigarettes" — though it also has a pleasing furry-critter connotation)? Shut out again.
In sum: at this point everybody is losing.
UPDATE: Refreshed with new numbers from Ekos and ThreeHundredEight.com!
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