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King Donald J. Trump

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Why can’t we just get along with the White Walkers? The Stupid Starks automatically assume an unstoppable zombie army of the dead is a threat. Dumb! #MWGA

4:10 AM - 20 Jan 298

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King Donald J. Trump

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Terrific day sitting on the Gold Throne. Great having an audience with so many of our Citizens. Executed most! #MWGA

6:23 PM - 4 Feb 298

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Under me, our merchants won’t move Businesses across Narrow Sea to Essos. Incentives to stay! Signing “Leave & I’ll Sink Your Ship” proclamation!

8:25 AM - 4 Jul 298

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Getting away from Trump’s Landing to spend the weekend at Trumplands Golf & Country Club. Many meetings and flayings!

10:11 AM - 2 Sep 298

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The Wall has protected us for thousands of years. But can you see through it? NO! I will tear it down and build a Transparent Wall. Wildlings will pay for it!

9:58 PM - 18 Nov 298

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When the Wildlings throw large sacks over The Wall, you don't see them. They hit you on the head with 60 pounds of shadowcat meat? It's over.

9:59 PM - 18 Nov 298

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We had a meeting of the Seven Kingdoms. We had seven kingdoms there. #WesterosFirst

3:22 PM - 5 Jan 299

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King Donald J. Trump

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Just heard the Stupid Starks want to mine Dragonglass to “protect” us from the White Walkers. #Racist

11:36 AM - 28 Mar 299

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Appearing soon on Trump Landing’s most watched morning show – Two Sycophants Standing in the Street Praising the King. Enjoy! #MWGA

6:46 AM - 6 May 299

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Westeros economy doing very well since my coronation! One chicken now worth four blood melons! #MWGA

6:17 PM - 9 Sep 299

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The Wall is down! My son Prince Eric personally oversaw the demolition effort and did a really great job… aside from dying accidentally under trillions of tons of ice. #RIP

11:12 AM - 15 Oct 299

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Now we can build the New, Transparent Wall! Should be done in 16 to 18 generations! Jobs! #MWGA

11:19 AM - 15 Oct 299

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King Donald J. Trump

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The haters and losers keep saying that in the meantime, no defence for us against White Walkers! True, but no defence needed! #BFFs

5:20 AM - 18 Oct 299

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Had a very productive meeting with the Night King! Great guy, very quiet. Huge entourage! #MWGA

12:03 AM - 3 Dec 299

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King Donald J. Trump

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Asked Night King TWO DIFFERENT WAYS if he intended to reanimate millions of corpses and wipe the living from the face of our world. Said no BOTH TIMES! #CaseClosed

12:06 PM - 3 Dec 299

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Weird. It keeps getting colder and colder. Big storm of ice and snow appears to be coming over the horizon. SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING! #ScienceIsDUMB

4:38 PM - 18 Jan 300

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Some idiots say White Walker apocalypse is upon us. Very wrong! Next, these stupid dummies will be telling us that dragons exist! #Dummies

9:10 AM - 28 Jan 300

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