Dear McDonald’s

You’re planning to air a commercial other than the one where your workers make and serve a lady’s meal through the magic of interpretive dance, acute over-smiling and jazz hands, right?

RIGHT??

Because these Games go on for, like, two+ weeks and after 13,459 airings we’re already pretty weary of the fry guy’s Mr. Roboto moves. At this point, we’d even prefer to watch 30 seconds of Senator Mike Duffy licking his fingers clean of Big Mac juice. I HOPE THIS CONVEYS HOW DESPERATE WE ARE.

Also, that Swiss Mushroom Melt thingy looks a little gross.

Sincerely,

Everyone